A Minecraft Movie

This movie sucked. The CGI was really bad at times. It felt like a collection of tropes played out in a sequence. The theater experience was abysmal. I tried going later Sunday night but somehow half the theater was still a large crowd of probably teenage boys who behaved exactly as you’re probably thinking they did. I guess I should’ve gone to the very last showing of the night or something.

However, consider the following:

Jack Black riding Jason Momoa. “Let my hips guide you!” They should have kissed or something.

Also Atari Cosmos out of the blue? Sure.